Học tiếng anh qua phim Mom phụ đề anh việt phần 1 tập 5

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You ready to do our affirmations?

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Do we have to?

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It’s stupid.

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Uh-oh, sounds like someone needs

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a little gratitude in their attitude.

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Joy floods my thoughts and my life.

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Joy floods my thoughts and my life.

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My efforts are being supported by the universe.

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My efforts are being supported by the universe.

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Oh, no, no, no, n-n-no.

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No, don’t break on me, I’m begging you.

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Oh, come on, keep going,

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you piece of crap!

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I respond peacefully in all situations.

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I respond peacefully in all situations.

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So, uh,

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I bet you’re wondering why I asked you to come over.

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I know what I’m hoping for.

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I’m not gonna sleep with you.

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I just need some help.

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Don’t worry, I’m not asking

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for the child support you owe me.

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Awesome.

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But I really need you to pay me back

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the money I lent you to buy the van.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, your timing is good ’cause I’ll have that money very soon.

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So never.

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I am, as we speak,

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in phase two of a surefire business deal.

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Was phase one smoking pot and watching TV?

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You know me so well.

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Check this out.

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A couple weekends ago, I was stoned, watching golf on TV,

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and I noticed something very interesting.

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Every other commercial is for boner pills.

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It’s like they know old white guys are watching.

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Why were you watching golf?

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The announcers whisper; I find it very soothing.

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Anyway,

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I took the $3,000 I had buried in your backyard…

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There was three grand buried in the backyard?!

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Not the important part of the story.

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Follow me here.

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I wired all the money to a Tijuana pharmacy

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and bought 10,000 knock-off Viagras.

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I’m driving down there in the morning,

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and on the way back up I’m gonna stop

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at every golf course I can find

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and bone up old white guys at ten dollars a pop.

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Ka-ching.

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Quick question.

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You don’t make a habit of burying money

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in my backyard, do you?

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I’m not really sure that’s any of your business.

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Mom, what are you doing?

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Just trying to get our car fixed, honey.

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Go back to bed.

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Thanks for taking me to the meeting.

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Of course.

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Just remember, if I meet a cute guy…

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I know, I know, I have to find my own way home.

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Recovering from the fatal disease of alcoholism

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doesn’t mean I can’t get some strange every once in a while.

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You should sew that on a pillow.

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Listen, I have to ask you a question.

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Ask away unless it’s about your father.

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No, it’s not.

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I’d know him if I saw him.

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Sure.

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So, what is it?

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Okay, well, I hate to do this,

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and I wouldn’t if I wasn’t really up against it,

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but is there any way

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you could lend me a few grand

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until the end of the month?

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Oh, boy.

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It’s always so awkward when relatives ask for money.

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Relative?

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I’m not some second cousin who tracked you down on Facebook.

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I’m your daughter.

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See, it’s already uncomfortable.

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Come on, you know I’m good for it.

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– Do I? – Mom!

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I would help you if I could, but I’m strapped, too.

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I’m going paycheck to paycheck.

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Okay, thanks.

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You know, I do have an idea that might buy you a little time.

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Great, what is it?

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Why don’t I move in with you and the kids

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and we’ll share expenses?

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Yeah, that is an idea.

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We’d be roomies.

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Yeah, roomies.

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So, what do you say?

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Ooh, it’s a tough one.

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I say no and I might be broke and homeless,

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living on the street, scavenging for food like a dog.

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I say yes and I’m living with you.

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So?

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I’m thinking.

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Then I thought, “Well, that’s crazy, you don’t drink anymore.”

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But I looked up, I was already in the beverage aisle.

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Since I had come all the way across the store,

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Looks like she’s having a tough time.

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She’s got Louboutin shoes and a Prada handbag.

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She’s doing fine.

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Do you want a tissue?

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Thank you.

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Be right back.

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– Wait. – What?

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Hi.

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Um, Christy.

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Okay.

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Ooh, love the purse.

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Thanks.

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– Wait. – What?

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A-Are those Louboutins?

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– Yeah. – Eh, gorgeous.

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I had a pair once, but I had to ditch ’em,

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running away from a car fire.

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What a night.

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Boy, you drunks are a chatty bunch.

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Yeah, well, that’s what we do here–

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share war stories.

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Sounds great, but I don’t belong here.

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I’m not an alcoholic.

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That’s funny.

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That’s exactly how I felt my first meeting.

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No, you clearly belong here.

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What’s going on?

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Oh, um, I just thought that we could invite…

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Regina.

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…Regina out for a cup of coffee.

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Oh, how nice.

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Why would we do that?

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We’re supposed to help each other.

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That’s just a suggestion, it’s not a rule.

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Um, Regina, this is my mom Bonnie.

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Hi.

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Why do you want to buy me coffee?

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See, it’s not just me.

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I just thought you might need somebody to talk to.

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Yeah, well, I don’t.

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Got it.

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I’m sorry to have bothered you.

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Love, love, love the shoes.

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Hang on.

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I guess there’s no harm in a cup of coffee.

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Aw, damn it.

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You’ll have to forgive my mother,

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and if you do, please tell me how.

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So there I am, drunk off my ass,

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driving down the 5 freeway on a stolen lawn mower

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in the car pool lane

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topless.

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Oh, good times.

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I got one for you.

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I walked into the kitchen one morning

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to make my family some breakfast, and I realized,

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“This isn’t my house, that isn’t my family.

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And what the hell am I doing in Vancouver?”

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But the reason I stopped drinking is

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because I came to the horrifying realization

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that I was turning into my mother.

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Hey.

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– Oh, I’m sorry, did I hurt your feelings? – Yes.

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Well, you ruined my life, so we’re even.

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So, Regina, tell us about you.

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Oh, I don’t have any stories like that.

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I had a great childhood,

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great parents,

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did well in school.

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Hmm, no wonder you were having

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a nervous breakdown at an AA meeting.

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I don’t like you.

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I’m just going through a tough time right now.

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My job is really stressful.

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I’m a money manager.

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People trust me with millions of dollars.

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And on top of that, I’m in the middle of a nasty divorce,

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so yeah, maybe I like to take the edge off

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at the end of the day with a couple of bottles of wine,

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a few shots of tequila… and a fistful of muscle relaxers.

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But so what?

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Every morning at 6:00 A.M.

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I pick myself up off that floor…

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steal some of my kid’s Ritalin…

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and start the day anew.

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So, if you need to save somebody,

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go save somebody who needs saving.

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Because I don’t have a problem.

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You heard her, let’s go.

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This is ridiculous; I should go home.

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Yeah, I don’t think it’s a good idea

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for you to be alone tonight.

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And this’ll be fun– like a slumber party

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but, you know, for broken people.

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What about my car?

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It’ll be okay.

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We’ll, we’ll get it in the morning.

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All right, I guess I’ll stay.

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Good.

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You two have a great time, I’ll see you tomorrow.

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Hey, where do you think you’re going?

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Home– I sleep better in my own bed.

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I know a dozen men who think otherwise.

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Come on, you heard her.

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She’s not very fond of me.

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That’s what I like about her.

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Now stay.

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So,

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where’s the guest room?

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Right this way.

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Welcome.

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All right.

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Do I have my own bathroom?

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I don’t have my own bathroom.

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It’s over there.

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– Hold on. – What?

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Show me the bag.

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I don’t want to.

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Give it to me.

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Mom, what are you doing?

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Helping. Give.

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Thank you.

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I do a lot of entertaining.

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Sometimes I entertain musicians.

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Those are for injuries sustained while entertaining.

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– Can I pee now?! – Maybe.

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What do you got going on with your cleavage?

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I’m a full-figured woman.

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Yeah, and I want to motorboat you all night long. Now give.

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Ah, cocaine.

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I miss the ’80s.

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Oh, please. You were doing it three years ago.

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– We good? – You’re free to urinate.

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Not like there’s anything else I can do in there now.

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What are we gonna do with all this stuff?

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I don’t know.

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I guess just throw it away.

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Really?

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Shouldn’t we save it for when I relapse?

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Mom.

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Oh, come on. We all know it’s comin’.

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What is a “Limp Bizkit”?

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It’s a band.

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My ex-husband tried to get rich

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selling counterfeit rock and roll T-shirts.

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If you like it, I’ve got 6,000 more in the garage.

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This’ll do.

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Well, um, you know where the bathroom is,

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the kitchen’s right there and if you need anything,

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my mom and I are in that bedroom.

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Thank you.

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Good night.

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Good night.

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Regina, I know this is difficult for you,

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but I just want you to know I think you’re doing great.

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Really? ‘Cause I think I might snap

261
00:12:37,820 –> 00:12:39,740
and kill you and your mother in your sleep.

262
00:12:42,440 –> 00:12:44,960
Well, you haven’t lost your sense of humor.

263
00:12:45,910 –> 00:12:47,430
I don’t have a sense of humor.

264
00:12:49,290 –> 00:12:50,420
Okay.

265
00:12:51,530 –> 00:12:53,550
Sleeping with one eye open.

266
00:12:56,720 –> 00:12:57,750
Night-night.

267
00:12:57,930 –> 00:12:58,920
Night-night.

268
00:13:06,940 –> 00:13:07,740
That’s my side.

269
00:13:07,740 –> 00:13:08,860
I’m a guest.

270
00:13:10,190 –> 00:13:11,710
I don’t care. Move over.

271
00:13:13,100 –> 00:13:14,550
How’s the train wreck?

272
00:13:15,910 –> 00:13:17,030
I don’t know.

273
00:13:17,570 –> 00:13:19,530
– The point is, we’re doing a good deed. – Yeah.

274
00:13:19,530 –> 00:13:22,220
Assuming she doesn’t melt down and try to kill us in our sleep.

275
00:13:24,100 –> 00:13:25,320
Why would you say that?

276
00:13:26,450 –> 00:13:27,360
I was kidding.

277
00:13:28,410 –> 00:13:29,280
Okay.

278
00:13:32,370 –> 00:13:33,320
Good night.

279
00:13:33,530 –> 00:13:34,670
Good night.

280
00:13:37,280 –> 00:13:38,630
You know, if we were roomies,

281
00:13:38,630 –> 00:13:40,630
we could do this every night.

282
00:13:44,640 –> 00:13:46,360
Of course, if I moved in, I’d want to…

283
00:13:46,930 –> 00:13:48,560
zhush up the place a little.

284
00:13:49,220 –> 00:13:50,140
What’s wrong with it?

285
00:13:50,140 –> 00:13:51,480
Eh, it lacks zhush.

286
00:13:52,420 –> 00:13:53,590
It’s zhush-less.

287
00:13:55,090 –> 00:13:56,170
Well, I think it’s homey.

288
00:13:56,180 –> 00:13:58,860
Yeah, you also think you can catch a man with sweatpants.

289
00:14:01,550 –> 00:14:02,490
Christy?

290
00:14:05,260 –> 00:14:06,390
Come on in.

291
00:14:08,480 –> 00:14:09,660
Sorry to bother you.

292
00:14:09,660 –> 00:14:11,340
Oh, no worries. What’s up?

293
00:14:11,630 –> 00:14:13,630
I’m not gonna be able to sleep until I tell somebody

294
00:14:13,640 –> 00:14:14,990
what’s really going on.

295
00:14:16,300 –> 00:14:17,270
Okay.

296
00:14:19,230 –> 00:14:20,610
I saw a lezbo porn movie

297
00:14:20,610 –> 00:14:22,210
start just like this.

298
00:14:27,630 –> 00:14:30,760
I kind of got bigger problems than I let on.

299
00:14:31,240 –> 00:14:32,460
Financial problems.

300
00:14:32,470 –> 00:14:34,720
Oh, no shame in that.

301
00:14:34,720 –> 00:14:37,240
My car just broke down, I can’t afford to fix it

302
00:14:37,240 –> 00:14:39,970
and I have credit card debt like you wouldn’t believe.

303
00:14:39,970 –> 00:14:41,130
Really? How much?

304
00:14:42,200 –> 00:14:43,410
Nineteen…

305
00:14:43,450 –> 00:14:45,640
thousand… dollars.

306
00:14:46,280 –> 00:14:48,100
You are so cute.

307
00:14:49,540 –> 00:14:51,240
Try $3.5 million.

308
00:14:51,240 –> 00:14:52,240
What?

309
00:14:52,810 –> 00:14:53,850
You know how I told you

310
00:14:53,850 –> 00:14:55,380
people trust me with their money?

311
00:14:55,380 –> 00:14:56,270
Yeah.

312
00:14:56,270 –> 00:14:57,280
They shouldn’t.

313
00:14:59,620 –> 00:15:01,620
I embezzled from my clients.

314
00:15:02,480 –> 00:15:03,230
Why?

315
00:15:03,230 –> 00:15:04,900
What kind of question is that?

316
00:15:05,220 –> 00:15:07,020
– What’s the better question? – How?

317
00:15:09,390 –> 00:15:11,690
You got to be good at math and have a face people trust.

318
00:15:11,690 –> 00:15:13,460
And the dream dies.

319
00:15:14,640 –> 00:15:15,630
Anyway…

320
00:15:17,440 –> 00:15:19,850
the real reason I came here tonight was…

321
00:15:20,180 –> 00:15:23,430
I think the police might be waiting for me at my house.

322
00:15:26,240 –> 00:15:27,610
It’s all gonna be okay.

323
00:15:27,650 –> 00:15:28,840
How can you say that?

324
00:15:28,840 –> 00:15:30,910
Oh, not for you. I was…

325
00:15:31,430 –> 00:15:33,090
kind of saying it to myself.

326
00:15:34,330 –> 00:15:35,240
What?

327
00:15:35,580 –> 00:15:36,840
I thought I was in trouble,

328
00:15:36,840 –> 00:15:37,770
but, listening to you,

329
00:15:37,770 –> 00:15:39,500
I realized I have great problems.

330
00:15:39,500 –> 00:15:41,370
I love them! I love my problems!

331
00:15:42,520 –> 00:15:43,380
You done?

332
00:15:43,380 –> 00:15:45,520
Yeah. I’m sorry. Tonight’s about you.

333
00:15:45,520 –> 00:15:47,030
I just got excited. Go on.

334
00:15:48,550 –> 00:15:50,050
I don’t know what I’m gonna do.

335
00:15:51,370 –> 00:15:53,680
Well, whatever it is,

336
00:15:53,680 –> 00:15:55,360
you don’t have to go through it alone.

337
00:15:57,830 –> 00:15:58,710
Thank you.

338
00:16:01,550 –> 00:16:02,630
Regina, wait.

339
00:16:04,740 –> 00:16:05,630
Come on.

340
00:16:05,970 –> 00:16:06,900
Snuggle in.

341
00:16:08,390 –> 00:16:09,460
Maybe I will.

342
00:16:15,090 –> 00:16:16,840
Bow chicka wow wow.

343
00:16:23,030 –> 00:16:25,430
Mom, why is the couch all ma…

344
00:16:42,440 –> 00:16:44,180
– Mom. – What?

345
00:16:44,560 –> 00:16:45,760
Regina’s gone.

346
00:16:45,860 –> 00:16:46,840
Okay.

347
00:16:48,500 –> 00:16:49,920
– Wake up. – What?

348
00:16:50,720 –> 00:16:52,610
– We got to go find her. – Oh, for God’s sake.

349
00:16:52,610 –> 00:16:54,020
Haven’t we helped enough?

350
00:16:55,200 –> 00:16:57,090
She doesn’t have her car. We can still catch her.

351
00:16:57,090 –> 00:16:57,960
All right.

352
00:16:58,300 –> 00:17:00,700
Hey, you suppose there’s a reward for her capture?

353
00:17:02,100 –> 00:17:03,700
– You’d really turn her in? – Oh, honey,

354
00:17:03,710 –> 00:17:05,960
if there was a big enough reward, I’d turn you in.

355
00:17:10,350 –> 00:17:11,460
Do you think that’s her?

356
00:17:14,300 –> 00:17:16,160
Do I think that’s her?

357
00:17:23,240 –> 00:17:24,210
Hey, Christy.

358
00:17:26,910 –> 00:17:28,180
Where you headed?

359
00:17:28,560 –> 00:17:29,500
Canada.

360
00:17:30,770 –> 00:17:32,340
Gonna build a whole new life there.

361
00:17:33,400 –> 00:17:35,760
You know, you can be extradited from Canada.

362
00:17:36,300 –> 00:17:37,220
Are you sure?

363
00:17:37,280 –> 00:17:38,650
Oh, I’m positive.

364
00:17:40,760 –> 00:17:41,670
Okay, then.

365
00:17:46,380 –> 00:17:47,390
Mexico.

366
00:17:57,760 –> 00:17:59,420
I’ll tell you what, if I stole that kind of money,

367
00:17:59,420 –> 00:18:01,090
I’d make damn sure I had a getaway plan

368
00:18:01,090 –> 00:18:02,750
that didn’t involve a tricycle.

369
00:18:04,420 –> 00:18:06,660
You’re right. I should’ve just whipped out my boobs

370
00:18:06,660 –> 00:18:08,110
and grabbed a lawn mower.

371
00:18:13,070 –> 00:18:16,020
Calm down, ladies, you’re both gangsters.

372
00:18:19,640 –> 00:18:21,270
Hey, the sun’s coming out.

373
00:18:21,270 –> 00:18:22,380
Thank you, Annie.

374
00:18:30,040 –> 00:18:31,640
How about that.

375
00:18:32,330 –> 00:18:34,500
First time I’ve gone the whole night without a drink

376
00:18:34,500 –> 00:18:37,430
in, like, 16, 17 years.

377
00:18:38,270 –> 00:18:40,560
Oh, damn, I am an alcoholic.

378
00:18:41,750 –> 00:18:43,920
Cheer up. There’s lots of meetings in prison.

379
00:18:45,340 –> 00:18:46,930
I really don’t like you.

380
00:18:47,740 –> 00:18:50,120
That’s okay. I like myself enough for the both of us.

381
00:18:54,350 –> 00:18:55,490
You need some money, Christy?

382
00:18:55,490 –> 00:18:56,760
Yeah, why?

383
00:18:57,040 –> 00:18:58,340
I still have some stashed away,

384
00:18:58,340 –> 00:19:00,070
and the Feds are just gonna take it.

385
00:19:00,070 –> 00:19:01,260
Let me help you out.

386
00:19:01,740 –> 00:19:02,620
Really?

387
00:19:06,250 –> 00:19:07,300
Do it.

388
00:19:13,230 –> 00:19:14,780
Gee, I-I don’t know.

389
00:19:15,380 –> 00:19:16,690
Take it.

390
00:19:20,640 –> 00:19:23,120
No, Regina, I don’t want your money.

391
00:19:23,530 –> 00:19:25,060
Damn it.

392
00:19:27,300 –> 00:19:29,400
It’s technically not my money.

393
00:19:30,230 –> 00:19:31,870
Even still. It’s just…

394
00:19:31,870 –> 00:19:33,500
It’s not what this is about.

395
00:19:35,400 –> 00:19:37,120
You’re a good woman, Christy.

396
00:19:37,800 –> 00:19:38,840
Thank you.

397
00:19:39,670 –> 00:19:40,800
And Bonnie?

398
00:19:42,010 –> 00:19:42,910
Yeah?

399
00:19:43,920 –> 00:19:45,870
I think you know where we stand.

400
00:19:47,380 –> 00:19:48,390
I do.

401
00:19:48,750 –> 00:19:51,510
When you go to prison, can I have your purse?

402
00:20:02,850 –> 00:20:06,200
Bill, bill, bill.

403
00:20:08,000 –> 00:20:10,260
Oh, crap, I’m gonna have to live with my mother.

404
00:20:12,900 –> 00:20:14,020
Hey, got a minute?

405
00:20:14,550 –> 00:20:15,720
Sure, come on in.

406
00:20:17,340 –> 00:20:18,860
Lot of holes in the backyard.

407
00:20:19,510 –> 00:20:21,730
Yep, I was trying to rob your bank.

408
00:20:23,010 –> 00:20:24,280
No need.

409
00:20:24,690 –> 00:20:27,040
Thank you, Mexican Viagra.

410
00:20:29,710 –> 00:20:30,250
What?

411
00:20:30,250 –> 00:20:32,930
I sold all of it before I got out of San Diego.

412
00:20:35,210 –> 00:20:36,260
This is unbelievable!

413
00:20:36,260 –> 00:20:37,550
And that’s just your share.

414
00:20:37,550 –> 00:20:39,190
– There’s more?! – No.

415
00:20:41,380 –> 00:20:42,380
You know what? Uh…

416
00:20:42,390 –> 00:20:43,460
I don’t care.

417
00:20:44,730 –> 00:20:47,120
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

418
00:20:48,040 –> 00:20:50,170
I took one before I came over

419
00:20:50,860 –> 00:20:53,280
just in case you want to really thank me.

420
00:20:54,080 –> 00:20:55,490
Sure! What the hell.

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